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I used to work at a Wal-Fart Electronics department and like one of these other dudes said, I got asked for Wiis every 4 seconds and I kept telling them that not only were we outta stock, so was the warehouse.
Funny as Hell.
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.....The fact that there aren't any more of these in existence.
GOOD F*CKIN JOB!! Make MORE!!!! HA HA HA HA HA
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I like the idea and I think this movie is pretty funny even though I would have to watch the other JJs to get this one, but I do have one question...
...Are the flapping heads and beady eyes an idea inspired by Terrance and Phillip from South Park? Just curious
Author's Response:
Im not sure, if thats where jerry jackson got it from then yes.
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That was sooooo f*ckin hilarious. So f'in true too, dude!
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I liked the whole battle scene between the army men and the clay monster. These could be better with more stop animation practice. Also, try going more over-the-top with your conveyance of emotions and fear. Don't sound so deadpan. Otherwise, it's a very clever, funny bit. I liked the lunch jokes.
Author's Response:
ha ha! but it did need more frames
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I'll give it one star for effort. But I have a few questions/suggestions.
A; What is this so-called dream even about? It looks poorly designed and sequenced. Is it even about anything? You could try to establish a plot and maybe clean up the artwork a little, unless that's what it's supposed to look like. Like you said "blunt abuse".
B: Sound. What in the blue hell are these characters even saying? Either your mouth was completely covering the mike, or you need better articulation. Equipment quality is also a factor. Sound tests obviously can root out these problems. If I had been able to understand the dialogue, I might've had some gist as to what this toon was about.
C: Please don't advertise a flash as a game when it is not. Honesty in advertising is likely the best policy in this case. That said, don't be discouraged, all things have room to grow. You can only make something the best it can be.
Author's Response:
thanks for your time and thoughts regarding my "tuesday..." vid. For this, i will explain... this was the result of 8 hours pure getting high and trying to make up some f*cked up nonsense, a knock about video, as it were, which i think i achieved quite well. I am still learning flash.
A. "the dream" is about what i think goes on inside the head of my sex pest, in the closet cousin. And yes it is rough, as i mentioned, i was getting stupidly stoned with a few friends one afternoon and thought to make this, in a tight time limit.
B. The sound is just quotes taken directly from bad movies. I produce music from time to time, so this base should hopefully be covered if i ever need to record my own voice.
C.(advertised as game) I didn't realise i had, newbie, and don't know how to change it.
again, thank you for your comment, good to have feedback. luke.
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But even as someone who is very tolerant, I don't find this in the least bit amusing or entertaining. I didn't like the graphics, I didn't like the sound, and I didn't like the way you depicted God doing what he did to Adam(?). I'll confess that I am raised Catholic, and even so, I'm very tolerant. I can even take it when you blast my religion. But blasting God...? Let's just say that's a most expedient route to hell that I don't wish to be on. Good luck with your flash animation, but expect to get mail like this from many many others.
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The picture moves too fast to follow. I get the overall joke, which is mildly funny.
But PUHLEEZE add some sound and music. Do what you want with the graphics. It's your art style and one man's garbage is another's treasure trove.
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That was fucking hilarious!!!
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"Can't wait for the next one. Make more of these..."
Make more of these, make more of these now! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
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